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[[The Bottomless Pit of Tyler Crofton]] is a story of a man with a family living in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]] leaving his wife and children to find out if the hole in his backyard is bottomless.
[[The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton]] is a story of a man with a family living in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]] leaving his wife and children to find out if the hole in his backyard is bottomless.
 
 
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''My name I dont remember. Though I hail from Old Knavi-Town.''
''My name I dont remember. Though I hail from Old Knavi-Town.''
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''What took me from my home and put me in the earth was the mouth of a deep dark hole. I found behind my house.''
''What took me from my home and put me in the earth was the mouth of a deep dark hole. I found behind my house.''


''We'd been filling it with garbage as long as you could count, kitchen scraps and dead cows.''
''We'd been filling it with garbage as long as you could count, kitchen scraps and dead cows, & tractors broken down.''


''Tractors broken down but never did I hear one thing hit the ground. Slowly I came to the fear that this was a bottomless hole.''
''But never did I hear one thing hit the ground. Slowly I came to the fear that this was a bottomless hole.''


''I went out behind the house and stared down in that hole.''
''I went out behind the house and stared down in that hole.''
''Late into the evening my mind would not let go. So I got my ropes and a rusty claw foor and I rigged myself a chariot to ride down in that hole.''
''Late into the evening my mind would not let go. So I got my ropes and a rusty claw foot tub and I rigged myself a chariot to ride down in that hole.''


''My wife, she did help me, she fed me down the ropes. And then I sank away from the surface of this world.''
''My wife, she did help me, she fed me down the ropes. And then I sank away from the surface of this world.''
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''And still I am there falling down this evil pit. But until I hit the bottom I wont believe it's bottomless.''
''And still I am there falling down this evil pit. But until I hit the bottom I wont believe it's bottomless.''
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To this day the [[The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton]] can still be found in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]]
To this day the [[The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton]] can still be found in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]]

Latest revision as of 21:00, 31 December 2015

The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton is a story of a man with a family living in Teddington, Knavobuki leaving his wife and children to find out if the hole in his backyard is bottomless.




My name I dont remember. Though I hail from Old Knavi-Town. I had a wife and children and good tires on my car.

What took me from my home and put me in the earth was the mouth of a deep dark hole. I found behind my house.

We'd been filling it with garbage as long as you could count, kitchen scraps and dead cows, & tractors broken down.

But never did I hear one thing hit the ground. Slowly I came to the fear that this was a bottomless hole.

I went out behind the house and stared down in that hole. Late into the evening my mind would not let go. So I got my ropes and a rusty claw foot tub and I rigged myself a chariot to ride down in that hole.

My wife, she did help me, she fed me down the ropes. And then I sank away from the surface of this world.

With the last rope pulled tight I had not reached the end and in anger I swung there, down in that dark abyss.

So I got out, I told my wife goodbye. I cut loose from the ropes and fell down in that hole.

And still I am there falling down this evil pit. But until I hit the bottom I wont believe it's bottomless.




To this day the The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton can still be found in Teddington, Knavobuki