User:Malaclord

labdien, to be more precise good morning +5h = good evening. I am malaclord, famously known as the burger king guy from burger king. I sell tomatoes and toe nails. I am unmarried and I like beer and beer.

This guy has written more than 4 articles and barely is seen on the not so famous famous Shirecraft christian mine-craft server. Unfortunately he did swear once but he payed off his problems so no problemo all good. He once built a church where people for some reason flying around and did napalm bomb attacks. Fortunatly, mALAC did repair this church for us to bomb it again next taim. thanksz.

Ötöt, hatot. Hip hop urá. Malacs birthday was 27 years ago and we do not plan to organise a party for those who do not accept ducks. next bird day party will begin am tommorow, please bring 1 green apple as for the party decorations. vip birthday cards will not be handed out.

another symptom of malac is ability to smell housing materials in deep amazon jungles. not only he has proven his powers by demonstrating how a house is built blindfolded but also he has played chess with endangered animals and made trees talk to him. if you do start talking to trees then i recommend smashing the buttons 112 in your telephone and after a short while a bright yellow car will appear and take you to a cool place.

I dont speak englis very good so excuze my bad grammar ok?

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my name is aldis, i am a former friend ffrom azarbagan lands and also live in ujebeksakstan. i invent new tree mixtures to sell it to wood processing plants. my latest invention? a tree mixture that combines pi and ne. genius ik ik