Kebober
From The Shire
COME TO KEBOBER OR ELSE YOU ARE MISSING OUT FR FR NO CAP WE EVEN GET A DISCOUNT FOR FIRST COSTUMERS, THAT IS 1 FREE FRY, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, ONE SINGULAR FREE FRY. COME NOW!
The Shire Safety & Health Organization would highly advise only visiting Kebobers in situations where there are no other options available.
WHO THE HELL IS THIS??? OH NO IS IT THE SHIRE POLICE?? DONT LISTEN TO THEM. DID YOU KNOW WE OFFER THE BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE BOTH TO ALL CUSTOMERS AND ROBBERS? WE LOVE ROBBERS SINCE WE EFFECTIVLY ACT AS A PRISON FOR THEM, I DONT KNOW HOW THEY ARE SO DUMB AND KEEP FALLING FOR THE TROLOLOLOL BUT ALWAYS VISIT KEBOBER, SCREEEEEW FALAAFELS, MAN SPELL FALAFFELS, I CANT EVEN DO THAT! COME TO KEBOBER NOOOOW!
10/10 I loved it - Suntin