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[[The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton]] is a story of a man with a family living in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]] leaving his wife and children to find out if the hole in his backyard is bottomless.


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''My name I dont remember. Though I hail from Old Knavi-Town.''
''I had a wife and children and good tires on my car.''

''What took me from my home and put me in the earth was the mouth of a deep dark hole. I found behind my house.''

''We'd been filling it with garbage as long as you could count, kitchen scraps and dead cows, & tractors broken down.''

''But never did I hear one thing hit the ground. Slowly I came to the fear that this was a bottomless hole.''

''I went out behind the house and stared down in that hole.''
''Late into the evening my mind would not let go. So I got my ropes and a rusty claw foot tub and I rigged myself a chariot to ride down in that hole.''

''My wife, she did help me, she fed me down the ropes. And then I sank away from the surface of this world.''

''With the last rope pulled tight I had not reached the end and in anger I swung there, down in that dark abyss.''

''So I got out, I told my wife goodbye.''
''I cut loose from the ropes and fell down in that hole.''

''And still I am there falling down this evil pit. But until I hit the bottom I wont believe it's bottomless.''


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To this day the [[The Bottomless pit of Tyler Crofton]] can still be found in [[Teddington]], [[Knavobuki]]